Heyoo
This week was something else. Monday ended the P day with fishing and having dinner at the Maynes
house with steak and ribs! it was SWAGGER! Tuesday was transfers and i
stayed, so about a month and a half more for this ginger. But since we
took over the sisters area we went over and taught a lady named Banana
on Tuesday, Ya no joke her name is Banana, she is a lil wacky! We brought a member Bro Ashdown over with us; he home teaches her, but i got yelled at for cracking my knuckles and she made me sit on my hands haha she was mad! Chick is crazy! Pelsue and Bro Ashdown just were laughing. ha Wednesday we had our zone meeting then we went over and taught Bill Crabb, he was the sisters investigator and he is awesome. I've know him for a while, but we had a member Bro Reeder
over with us. And it was a bit of a donkey show cause they both can
talk like none other. But Bill is just struggling with the true
authority so its hard for him to approve of all the commandments. But
it went good. Thursday we got a call from a member who was in the
hospital and she wanted a blessing, so we went over and talked with her
and her husband. She is really sick it was sad. She was really yellow
cause of something the doc gave her made her look really yellow. It
reminded me of Grandma Millington. But she has cancer and
stuff, but one funny thing she did was a nurse came in and gave her some
high quality drugs for her pain and she was high as a kite after. I
asked her how she felt after they gave her it and she started flapping
her arms hahaha it was funny stuff. Then later that day we
walked over to see a guy named George who is a crazy dude. He says the F
word every other word ha. But we talked with him for a bit then he told
us about all of his girlfriends i was laughing so hard, but we read
Ether 12:27 with him then i said the closing prayer and right in the
middle of my prayer he said "holy Sh&* you gave me the
cold chills." ha then when i was done he no joke had huge goose pumps on
his arm it was pretty legit. I guess im a powerful lil ginger when i pray haha.Then
that night i get a call from Bro Mayne telling me he has 2 tickets for
the NJ Devil's game for Friday night and asked if we knew of anyone who
wanted to go. Sooooo of flipping course we wanted to go. So i texted Jones and told him the situation and he said to asked the big dog President Jeppson. And he said my chances of going is like me making a 400 yard shot with a bow hahaha he was right P Jepps said no deal. haha So we went anyway!!! HA JK JK WE DIDN'T! We gave the tickets to our investigator Diana who runs the GST
place, she needs a break, so my blessings for that give away should
come up soon ha. Friday we went and got the tickets for Diana and took
them to her. It was cool, she gave us a picture of all of us that we
took a couple weeks ago, and started crying and saying how hard it is
to find people like us and how much she appreciates all we have done
for her. It was cool to see how much we have done for her and how much
she appreciates it. Then on top of that she hooked me up with a sexy
suit! I look pretty fresh in it not gonna lie. I asked Diana how i
looked in it and she told me i better be careful cause their are
cougars gals out there that might get me hahahahahahahahaha
its that Smith gene baby! Then later that day we went over and had some
pizza with a member that just got back to church, her name is Sister Summa she is flipping funny! She has some crazy stories to, then after we went over to a families place the Burlesons.
They are members and the dad is a founder of this robot cargo moving
thing, and he asked if we could go in a helicopter ride over Manhattan
in his companies helicopter! Soooooooooooooo this might be
going down soon! Saturday we had the Mormon Superbowl of General
Conference, and it was weird this time cause me and Pelsue were the only ones in the church watching it haha i felt like a loner, Just me, Pelsue, and the holy ghost chillin, until one of us farted then the spirit would leave but it would come back hahahahaha jk But we did get a investigator named April to come and watch the second session. Felt bad for her she was soo
bored ha i kept giving her Jolly Ranchers to keep her up and awake ha.
The Sunday session was good too, we had a new Nanny there and Bill came.
Then after the first session a big ol donkey show
happened. Long story short a less active came in needing a place to stay
and a ride to go to court and their wasn't really anything us or the
bishop could do at that point and i just about broke this old mans hip!
But i didn't, he told me i needed more compassion, haha what a jerry!
But after that flipping thing was done with we ended the night with the
second session then went and taught our investigators Carol and Tiana and Asia. But that was my week folks love you guys hope you all stayed awake during conference. I only fell asleep once :) HEYY OHH!
LOVE: Elder Smith
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